Friday, April 4, 2008

Randumb Thoughts: Liquor Store Etiquette

Newport and Salem should make lingerie, well more like tight house dresses for phat hoodrats.

Seagrams & Courvossier need to make bra and panty sets for that 45 and over club scene. Something to complete that all-leather outfit, or that smokey sweater dress.

Pipeheads should have sponsors, they should get free clothing from beer makers.

Freaky Uncles should have liquor store bells at the door of their basements.

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