This is a Blog designed for those that live a Hood lifestyle with Hollywood taste. This is for that young professional or the corner boy, this is for the '9 to 5'er' or the '24hr's no days off' type. This Blog is a well needed, fresh outlook on todays society. It presents answers to those daily questions and conversations you have with your co-workers, and those life long arguments that barber shops and hair salons never seem to conclude. Presented by a DC mind with a world wide approach.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Method Man & Redman comment on Nas' child support payments
I know I'm late but it's never too late for some real talk!! Kelis is going to get 55K a month from Nas for a baby that was born last week! Not to be funny but, is Nas still getting ink like that?
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Is it going down??
Shout out to SCAH.TV for this joint here. Check out some of your favorite stars as they tell you how they feel about a trip downtown.
So the real question is to you the people, How important is that trip downtown?? Is it a must?Does that make or break the deal?? We all grown, talk to me!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Beyonce- Roc (Tribute To Shawn Carter)
Beyonce has recently been alot more open about the relationship or should I say marriage between her and Jay. She has finally made a tribute to Mr. Carter. Like to hear it, here it go.... Shout out to UHTN
Beyonce- Roc Tribute To Shawn Carter
Monday, September 8, 2008
Magic City Kitty interviews R&B Sensation Lloyd
Magic City Kitty, originally from DC, is making big moves in Miami right now!! Check her out as she interviews Lloyd on a real personal level!! Be on the lookout there may be some Too Hood 4 Hollywood interviews coming soon!! hmmm
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
10 Ways 2 Treat A Lady
10. Oral sex is your get out of jail free card. Nice shoes & jewelry also work.
Going Down can change her mood… But make sure you give her the royal treatment I will be writing another how to eat p*ssy blog soon
9. If you f*cked things up and she seems cool with it. She’s not. (See directly above.)
get back to eating the coochie!!! Nuff Said. but be careful she might start faking being mad if your good enough at it… and that might not be a bad thing
8. She loves it when you tell her what on your mind, even if you don’t understand what you’re thinking.
Tell her what’s on your mind, we men like to feel like we can do it all ourselves but females are programmed to be supporters, listeners, etc let her know your master plan she may be able to help you get there quicker.
7. Surprises & gifts for Her = more loving.
Instead of giving your Extra dollars to TA-TA-LALISCOUS at Strokers stop by the mall and pick out something nice for your shorty. You might want to consult either her female Friends or your Female Friends before doing this. There are a lot of good sites out there that are not paying me to give them free promotion
6. You’re not her daddy so don’t tell her what to do.
Ask her if she can, or if she would mind instead of demanding she do something. Make her feel like it’s a democracy… wait our gov’t is a democracy right? Well scratch that!!! But give her an option.
5. If she is not feeling needed, she will start looking for love else where.
Tell her you love her, better yet prove it to her. You need to make sure she knows how you feel, and sometimes saying it isn’t enough walk up on her one day while she is doing something, washing dishes, cleaning the room, walking in the door, and just hug then drop to your knees.
4. Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.
Don’t talk about your past, and don’t ask her about hers. No one wants to be constantly reminded or feel like they have to be better than someone.
3. She likes loves porn.
Not trashy porn but good porn… SO BIG BUTT BROOKLYN B!TCHES WIT BOOGERS GETTING BACKSHOTS may be out the question. Buy her a toy, Butterflies, ladybugs, and Dolphins will do the trick.
2. She owns a MARY J Blige CD, and is not afraid to use it.
You know you did something Questionable, and you hear I’m not going CRY. [Or Rihanna's Take A Bow] Go for a walk… or see number 10
1. She loves it when you hug her from behind and whisper in her ear.
Hold a whole conversation in this position. The heat could hinder this so make sure the air is on.
Source
Thursday, April 10, 2008
14 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex with Men

1. Assuming he wants to be kissed. Baby if we just met in the bar and now we are in the alley, best believe there is no kissing.
2. Not giving the panties on or panties off option. Pulling them to the side can be just as erotic.
3. Playing Jaws around the submarine. There is no need to bob around p-p if you aint fittin' ucksay.
4. Running straight from the toilet and trying to set the mood. You best carry that arse to the shower.
5. Acting like you don't want to do it, but mainly running your mouth.
6. Answering your phone during and/or after undressing. You know you can talk with your mouth full, hookers can't even do it.
7. Thinking queefing is cute, granted we men might be laughing on the inside, but dont you think it is cute because it aint.
8. Trying to sneak a fart in between queefs. "It was so good I didn't want to stop." aint a good enough reason.
9. Asking for a warning when you know you are going to put in work on the microphone. If you down there past 12minutts, get a bib.
10. Balls are not extras not even supporting actors, if they aint bothering you, dont bother them.
11. Stop complaining about the noise level because your friend is in the other room. You brought her, either bring her in here, or send her to the car.
12. Releasing a queef all the way, just let it ease out in spurts. We didn't come over there for the Whoopie-Cushion Monologues.
13. Looking for Romance after 3am. You called me after you left the club, and lock that bottom lock when you leave.
14. Looking at me while you are sassifying your oral fixation. This is where I pull my shirt out, enjoy that foggy cotton will ya.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Best Friend
Also don't forget to check out "The Single Life with Claudia Jordan" every Monday on Sirius 106!!
The Best Friend
I can feel his glance
Enhanced from across the room
It’s hard to deny
I try
But every time he passes by
His arm brushes mine
I fear him crossing the line
Becoming riskier everytime
Intertwining casual flirting
With serious trying
To make me sway
It’s becoming more and more
Everyday
I pray for the Lord
To give me strength
For he is not thinking
Of the consequence
What happens when
My man finds out
Cause that’s his best friend
And though he’s never
Actually uttered the words
I’ve observed
And so I’ve learned
This isn’t gonna turn out nice
There’s gonna be strife
That’s his boy for life
It could possibly
Come back to bite me
The best friend
May try to spite me
Turn it all around on me
Make my love believe
It is I that deceives
Out of mere jealousy
Or perhaps that I
Am simply lying
Trying
To break them up
Interrupt
A friendship of years
I have fears
But I feel him hanging around
Just a lil bit longer
His advances coming on
Just a lil bit stronger
No need
To further ponder
Tonight
I’m going to say something
written by
tina divina
Another question comes to mind……say you are interested in someone that your close friend USED to date, is he/she off limits because your friend used to date them. Is there a time protocol of how long they needed to be broken up before all is fair in love and war?
For more of Tina Divina's work click here!!
Friday, March 14, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Make it last forever!!

In the time it takes to play "Stairway to Heaven" you can give her exactly what she wants in bed.
If you're wondering, "Stairway" clocks in at 8:02, and a new survey of sex experts says the ideal duration for sex is between 7 and 13 minutes।
Before all the minute-men get too excited, the study also found that 3 minutes is too short and that more than 13 minutes is too long। The tantric sex folks have yet to comment.
"In the fantasy model of male sexuality, men have large penises, rock-hard erections, and can sustain sexual activity all night long," lead author Dr. Eric Corty of Penn State writes in the study, adding that it's a situation, "ripe for disappointment and dissatisfaction."
Premature ejaculation can lead to plenty of disappointment for guys—and their partners—but this study shows that sex need not last an hour to be great, and, in fact, it shouldn't.
Let's face it: There are no clocks in a great sexual encounter, but knowing that she isn't counting either can help you loosen up and enjoy the experience.
If you have to be on a schedule—in-laws arrive in 5 or you've cleared the entire night to spend in bed together—our guide to time-sensitive sex offers tips for pacing yourself whether it's a hour or a commercial break।
Go to MH Today to read more about that quickie-sex research and to see how your mind plays tricks on your body.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Lets talk about Sex!!

Got a sexual issue you need some advice on and feel like you don't have anybody to turn to?? Don't worry, my homie in MIA got your back and she is doing it real big with her new sex column and she's ready to answer your questions!! Go check out The Magic City Kitty here!!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The Single Life-Sexless in the City
Man I need a show on Sirius!! These sexy ladies go all the way in on this joint. It's been 3 episodes so far (links @ the bottom) and I am feeling the show. I just don't believe they single and sexless. They look too damn good!! Anyway...
"The Single Life" is a radio show on Sirius 106, about 5 fabulous single females and why they are single and "SexLESS".
The show is hosted by the gorgeous Claudia Jordan and her gorgeous friends, introducing Danisha, Flora, Porscha, and Tina Divina(Tina is a hell of a writer so be sure to go check out her blogs too!! I'll be posting a few here and there here on Too Hood 4 Hollywood also).
The Single Life is a comedic look into the dating world, "real" talk about love and relationships.
So please listen in, call in, laugh, and cry with them every Monday night at 7pm PST, and again Tuesday mornings at 7am PST.
You may call in at 1-877-2-106-106 or email your thoughts, opinions, or questions for the five fabulous ladies to claudiajordan@sirius-radio.com
Second Episode: Interacial dating
Third Episode: Why does the one I want....NOT WANT ME??
Monday's episode will be about Oral sex, so go ahead and subscribe to Sirius ASAP lol or you can wait and see if I get another link!!
We finally have a holiday for us fellas!!!

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND



Love making tip to ensure your Valentine has an "O" so good night
Again this is for the grown folks so read inside at your own risk!! But I'm sure if you follow this the next gift giving day your present will be a little bigger lol
For the man's pleasure:
Celebrate your man's love for you with a nice glass of champagne. He'll
be glad you did.
Here's What You Need: One glass of champagne.
Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand.
With a glass of champagne in hand, kneel in front of your man.
Take a big sip of champagne and hold it in your mouth. Do not swallow
it.
your mouth without letting any of the champagne escape.
Swish the champagne around in your mouth. This will cause thousands
of tiny bubbles to swirl around your man's sensitive and now incredibly
aroused penis.
Pleasure your man orally, taking fresh sips of champagne as needed.
Continue until you pop his cork.
For the woman's pleasure:
This is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman -- it
gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.
Here's What You Need:
One pair of cotton panties.
One bottle of wine.
Here's How You Do It:
Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make
sure the panties are cotton; nylon just doesn't cut it for this one).
With your woman standing, kneel down in front of her.
Pull the waistline of her panties toward you, creating an opening about
two inches wide.
soak the crotch of the panties as well as your woman's vagina.
Now place your mouth against the crotch of her panties and suck the
wine through the fabric and into your mouth. Don't be surprised as your
woman presses her hips against your face -- this is extremely erotic.
Do this three or four times, then set down the bottle of wine.
Gather the crotch of your woman's panties together in one hand.
Position your open mouth underneath and squeeze hard. This should
wring out a small trickle of wine from her panties onto your tongue.
Keep holding the crotch of her panties in your hand and pull them to one
side. Now pleasure your woman orally until she explodes in a delicious
orgasm.