Best Cities for Jobs 2008

As the new year hits and all this talk of politics, a whole lot pimps and tricks trying to get this money for the rent and shit....

With each breaking day, dollars change hands whether by pay pal or from drunks to beerguys in the Super Bowl stands, everyone is looking for that dollar. Accoding to Hush Puppy magazine here are the top cities for pimping and stripping as of January 24, 2008.

Dayton, Ohio
A haven of Midwest rap and real the Dayton family and the Dayton Flyas, a 1980's group of 4 young men who pimped this Ohio city to a newfound level of safistication and wealth. While it is no longer the 80's, the pimp game remains strong in Dayton. Dayton is one of the few midwest cities that has turned to e-pimping to acquire wealth and solidarity in today's economy. Check out www.daytonflyas.com/pimpternships to get info on how young athletic speakers can turn a vocabulary into a bankroll.


Baltimore, Maryland
While many aren't looking to this harbor city for much more than The Wire, there is some wonderful stripping going on in Bawlamore. Ladies if you need some extra money, or even if you don't, maybe you are a nympho looking for a change of venue, slide on into this metropolitan area.

Vallejo, California
This fine city located in the heart of the Bay Area pulls many cunning liguists from Oakland and San Fran alike. While its slanguage maybe tough for outa towners to undersmell, the pimping is worldwide, that I can tell.

Chicago, Illinois
Still got it going on. From a finger to a wave, strippers work til they slave for that dollar. The wind aint the only thing blowing in the Chi.


Other cities worth mentioning included, Beverly Hills, Kansas City(Kansas and Missouri), and Decatur. I would be remiss without mentioning Detroit.

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