Thursday, February 14, 2008

Balleytime's Day

Now everyone looks forward, and some dread that holiday decked in red. The 14th is here, is what she said, and you better have roses if you want a panty-free bed.

This day, not holiday, is filled with so much pressure, stunting, and for most lovew-hustling. Now most of us know what happens from a normal point of view, but have we ever thought of the others who live through Balleytime's Day. Journey with me to the otherside to a day in the life.

Gerome: He coordinates his leather, yes he breaks out his red leather jacket on this day. And no it aint fresh, the gold chain however is mildly freshé. His mustache is manicured, but his toenails are not, and he is hoping that he gets that mustard colored leather from Wameeka today.

Suzanne: She just started dating George (Joridge), she is kinda feeling him. They kinda fucked at happy hour, and she is trying to figure out if they should be intimate again. Yesterday she knew she would be at brunch at a nice hotel, but it's 11:39 and they are at IHOP.

Joridge did pull her chair for her though, so he might see them new draws after all.


Bresnen: He has had his eye on a couple of the ladies in his building, and being desperate as ladies do around the 14th. They figured why not, give him a chance, maybe even a shot at a pantyless lapdance. Now Kinetta is on the 4th floor, and Tamantha is on the 8th. Needless to say CVS got $40 from him. Bresnen is so so smart. He brought Tamantha breakfast, and Kinetta some lunch, he had her draws for desert. He even managed a lunch date with Tamantha on the 15th, so her draws are next. The only question is what to get Keithette, his twin daughters momma.

He aint bought her shit in 5 years.

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