Thursday, February 12, 2009

a few days away from a woman's favorite day

**I feel like my post last year was so good, I decided to just repost for yall that just getting down with me!! Check it out!!**

Well besides her birthday anyway!!lol But on a real note fellas I got a few tips for you. Think of Valentine's Day as a game like Monopoly. You'll probably spend your cash like it's play money. If you invest money in nice hotels, you'll monopolize her time—and if you impress her, you'll earn a "get out of jail free" card.

But seriously, it's the moves you make on February 14 that will determine if you win free (overnight) parking at her apartment. So don't leave it to "chance." Click Read more for all the tips you need!!

1. Never, never, did I say never, ask her "what do you want for valentines day?" The key is to show her that you know her which means you shouldn't have to ask.

2. Pay attention, she'll throw you a few hints. Look out for comments like, "I really need a ___," "Her necklace is so beautiful," "When's the last time we spent the day together?", or "We've never been to that restaurant!" Unless you're an idiot you should know what that means.

3. You should only be in the red & pink aisle in CVS so that your baby brother can get a gift for his 6th grade girlfriend. Those bears holding the hearts are wack!!!

4. If she bugs you for a massage every night, book her one with a professional. Can't bear someone else's hands all over her? Role play and you be the masseuse. Spend a few $$$ and buy massage oil, set up a table, and rub her back until she tells you to stop. That will probably be at the end of Neveruary but I guarantee it will be a happy ending for you both ;)

5. Valentine's Day is not all about material objects. In fact, the more material it is, the less impressed she'll be. Unless of course you red bottom her toes, give wrist some shimmer, or supercharge her Range and ridiculous rim her. But umm until then stick to lingerie if it has to be material. lol It's a win for both parties.

6. A real posh, expensive restaurant is nice but umm try cooking. light a few candles, share a desert. It will be a lot more meaningful and intimate. And you'll save some money!! You still got 10 days so if you fluke in the kitchen get a cookbook lol

7. Pick up or order a pricier bottle. Life's too short to drink the cheap shit.

8. Don't wait until the last minute to pick out flowers. All you'll get is the end of it all. Actually, FORGET the flowers. They're overpriced this time of year, and you should really only give them when you want to cheer her up or say, "I'm sorry." They're the most last-minute gift you can give.

9. ...Unless you use the flowers more creatively. For some reason, women get wound up seeing roses torn up in little pieces and covering the bed or floating in a warm bubble bath.

10. In the beginning of a serious relationship, get her a baby-potted plant. Attach a note that says, "I hope our relationship grows." If she waters it, she wants to keep you. And if you end up marrying her, it'll be a great memory. Its a pshycological thing.

11. Write her a poem. Even if it sounds like one of Adam Sandler's ballads, nothing says love like, "Your butt looks so good in those jeans—I promise next time, I'll lay off the beans."

12. If it's booked, don't panic. You want to take her on a Valentine's weekend getaway, but all the places you choose aren't available. Don't ditch the idea. Choose another weekend. She won't mind the wait—as long as you tell her what's in store.

13. Don't leave all the nasty chocolates in the box you gave her.

14. Never sign a card with just "Love, Larry." They rarely read the card. They're looking to see if you took the time to write something yourself. If you can't tell her how you feel you better learn how to draw it lol

15. This may be #15 but trust me this may be the most important: Don't go too crazy your first few Valentine's Day's. Remember, every year you'll be expected to top last year's gift. Pace yourself.

1 comment:

KatieP said...

lol @ the plant. You have to be a certain kind of guy to pull that off. Whats the movie with the "Love Fern" lol