Men's Betterment Spring Classes

Men's Trealization Classes
This umbligatory schedule of classes truly directed towards men and their needs, especially when pondering potential coupling on a permanent state.
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Thursday, April 30, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8-15 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, January 19, 2008
Class 1: How to Hide your Beer, from your friends and from your lady.
Meets most Saturdays over Craig's

Class 2
Be Careful, I left it Up.
Round Table Discussion: Let's those us know who are late night pissers to give your woman a shout from the bed that "hey that toilet seat is up so dont go backing in butt first."
Meets tomorrow, webcast is available during halftime of the 1st playoff game.

Class 3
Did you leave the seat up? I think I peed on the wall, oops that is you.
Tutorial: One on one session designed for the guy who walks to the bathroom with his eyes closed and generally pees that way. Check to make sure she's not on the pot before your broth the soup bowl.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 15mins. Models needed

Class 4
White Tshirts dont go in hot water.
Counseling: How to nicely address this laundromaticall disaster with your woman. Your future teenage boy will thank you later
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for somewhere before the 2nd quarter ends.

Class 5
Dirty Dishes, Dirty Grills
Seminar: She blames you for dishes, but doesnt want to help clean the grill. Yes, she loves the ribs too.
Meets 4 mins, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:26PM.

Class 6
Keeping a spare remote
Demo: Definitely not a problem for the DirectTv users. You never know when your lady will move the primary remote, and if she's asleep,laying on the remote and left Lifetime on, you must take matters into your own manos.
Meets Friday before Happy Hour, refresher course is Saturday before you play ball.

Class 7
Trick or Treat, Sexual Halloween Happens All-Year
Seminar: You guys are beginning dating and intimacy isnt as frequent as you would like, but going out to eat is all too frequent. Learn some tips to hold your ground and see more of her, before you feed more to her.
Monday at 7:00 PM, 2 hours except during football season, Wednesdays at 7:00 PM

Class 8
Bringing Flowers and Seeing Panties.
Demo: Many men believe that giving flowers will surely get them a peek at some panties, but they are hoping they are the same panties from yesterday. Get advice on how to get your lady in the shower before you pay that Hispanic for them flowers.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 25 minutes

Class 9
Give Direction When needed.
Round Table: How to nicely get your woman to vacuum in another spot, I mean the game is on.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
What if her mom is hotter
Round Table: Tips to discreetly date and or if nothing else watch her mother change clothes at night.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Leggo My Eggo
Demo: She didnt start liking it until you introduced it, now she wants chicken chilli dogs all the time. How to get your lady to order her own.
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, carry-out to be determined.

Class 12
Location Realization
Exercise: How to find the nearest store/arcade to help you with long days at the mall. What we like to compare to pre-adolescent trips to the arcade.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 whole hours! Beginning at 7:00 PM. Probably at Iverson Mall

Old School Rap Riddle of the Day

What is cross-eyed, speaks polite, all the while ready
for a knife-fight, holding the flashlight looking for
Big Mike?

Post your answers in the comments, winner gets a prize.


Since nobody won, Eye guess your eye wasn't on the prize.



















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5 Fashion Tips for Big Girls

Tip #5 for a Big Girl: Only expose your neck line if it hasnt begun to turn leathery. If your neck begets that leathery appearance best believe the rest of us are probably smelling bacon too.

Tip #4 for a Big Girl: If you are going to walk in high heels, don't shuffle. The appearance of a Sherman tank in satin, isn't sexy, not even for an ex-marine.

Tip #3 for a Big Girl: Find stylish sweat-outfits. Don't cram your body into tight jeans and tops. Find nice men's tshirts to wear as the weather breaks. Ventilate your bigness, it will prevent the bacony smell.

Tip #2 for a Big(Curvy) Girl: When wearing tight clothes, be aware of the signals you are sending to the 40 and over male & lesbian population. Don't wear the jeans too tight though, dark inner thighs aren't in in any season.

Tip #1 for a Big Girl: You cannot just wear a cammy under that! Put a bra on! Just because your bossom isnt fluffy, nobody wants to see elephant ears in Sears, ya dig.

Lil Wayne's "A Milli" from the webcam

Wait for the cuss.

MoRye Careee is back again

How does this guy get in the booth everytime?

MORE TK! “WHATEVER YOU LIKE”

Showed you this dude doing the Mariah joint, now he's back doing T.I. LMAO Did he say nigga?? LMAO

Checkout the Urban Grasshopper

There is a pinch of hop-scotch in this segment too.

Holiday Cooking

So the holiday season is here. Many of us are entering the age that may require us to be responsible for a dish come holiday time. Some of us are only on bread detail, which is fine, just do your part and buy some good rolls. Don't show up with some Wonder rolls and think it is sweet, but if you do, make sure you bring some honey butter.

This being said, some parents are instructing their children on how to cook. This is a great thing to do, and I commend you on this. However, jackdammit dont let Little Tunnigan's first public meal be the Thanksgiving mac and cheese. Have him try it out on a Sunday first, make sure it is proper before toting it to Aunt Magnus' on thanksgiving. Mac N Cheese chefs should not look like this in 2009.



Be Well.